Smail

What is Smail?


1.

A female who has the following combination of qualities: unnatractiveness, portlyness, sexually depraved, yet in constant desire of sexual attention despite these qualities. It is also important to note that these are the type of females no one cares about, in general.

"Dude, there are so many smail at this party, we are like sex icons."

"Hey, did you end up hooking up with that smail last night?"

"Yeah, I ejaculated all over her smaily face and body, just to piss her off."

"You SHUTUP and take it like a SMAIL!"

See scooter, cum dumpster, roseanne, skeezer, slapper

2.

a girl who doesn't matter, almost always overweight and usually ugly

I'm so tired of my Amy, I'm just going to get drunk and hook up with some smail.

See fatty, hogging, slumming, ho, slapper

3.

Slang word for gullible.

Easily deceived or cheated

You are so smail.

See smail, gullible, gullable, deceived

4.

a form of written communication, as opposed to electronic mail

S(nail)mail

I looked in my letter box and there were three pieces of smail

See synonym, mail, letters, post, speed


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