Smalec

What is Smalec?

a blow job, where the head of the penis is inserted into the mouth, but the shaft is masterbated by the person giving the blow job

"wow, she can give me a smalec anytime"

See blow jobs, blow job, head

Vagal

1. Pertaining to Vagus nerve (wondering nerve) Billy took a dump and overexerted his vagal causing him to pass-out on the shitter. See va..

Delayfish

1. A person who causes others to wait excessively. Andy still isn't ready! He is such a delayfish. See slowpoke, lagger..

Tire Tracks

1. When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's p..

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