Small Dick

What is Small Dick?


1.

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.

Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.

See small, tiny, little, baby, teeny

2.

a guy whose penis resembles that of a small boy, he gives the worst sex ever and can't please a woman. It feels like he is inserting a tampon into your vagina. This is in no way orgasmic.

" is it in yet?"

"thats like the little boy i change diapers for"

"hes such a waste of a hot guy because of his small dick"

3.

Mike Rowe from Canada has a small dick, I should know

Hey, aren't you the guy who got sued by Microsoft? You have a small dick!

See Bush

4.

A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.

A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.

I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.

Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"

Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"

See balls, little, girl, dick

5.

It is when your penis is inserted into a womans vagina and she can't feel any thing.Or when your dick keeps falling out of the womans vagina.

Amanda - Is it in yet

Chris - yeah im about to bust

Amanda - Are you serious i havent felt anything yet you have a small dick

Chris - Well im done, ive had my fun

Amanda - Well i dident i need a bigger man like richie, he never falls out

See small cock, chode, tiny dick

6.

someone with a very small penis.

the contents of dans pants is a small dick.

See small, dick, dan, tiny, trousers

7.

a.k.a. the dick size of a guy named Marshall

Your small dick is about the size of Marshall's!

See tiny, baby carrot, fetus penis


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