Small Shit Edit Meaning

1. A man or a lady who has a goatey beard and is a bit fat - looking like david brent from wernham hogg chris moyles the radio 1 dj..

1. A "helipad" is when one feels an allmighty crap coming and places a rolled up peice of toilet paper in the water to act as a f..

1. When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chickenalso known as jacking off Paul-What are..