What is Small Town?
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Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of
While Small Town gets a new restaurant San Antonio gets another mini mall.
If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
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a place where there are no strangers, wherein a city person finds themself in a very confused state. A place where one has to wait in line a very long time because the cashier and the lady in front of you have known each other 30 years and are taking time out to chat. A place where a cashier will try to start a detailed conversation when you're just trying to buy gas. A place where people actually are kinda nice when they take your order at McDonalds!
A place where one doesn't have the chance to develop their own reputation because when they meet someone for the first time they already know exactly what they think of each other based on the current flowing rumors.
A place where people in big old ford trucks drive really weird: they drive really fast in town to show off to all their neighbors and friends then drive really slow on the highway to try to save gas. They take it personally when you pass them and angrily pass you back then drive slow. Proof that man was meant to live in huge dense population centers where the world makes more sense: lines move quicker because they aren't BSing with the cashier, cashiers take your money and move on when you buy gas and fast food, and people know how to drive like normal people.
A city boy in a small town is like a fish out of water- just ask me!
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one square mile worth of trailers and vacant lots, where it is rumored that an armed and dangerous animal known as the southerner dwells. Characterized by their hairy half exposed beer guts, lack of teeth, filthy unshaved faces, white trash baseball cap and hole filled paint splattered t shirts, these beasts gather well fare checks to pay for big screen tvs and country music cds. Nothing is known of the outside world and each small town resident suffers from the delusion that some tittly ass party in the local trailer park is the center of the world.
the lack of jobs creates poverty which doesn't really matter cos the majority of the town's income is social security and meth profits.
small towners are all the same by the time they hit 17 (drop out age) and proceed to drive circles around the 8 blocks of town blaring eminem and trying to pick up 11 year old hos off the street.
no blacks, asians or hispanics allowed in city limits.
the economy is total shit in small towns where carls jr and a gas station are the only real businesses except for a couple fat toothless rednecks who think they're the shit just cos they opened some tittly ass little mom and pop restaurant or a shitty little video rental place that's still trying to sell vhs. luckily these oversized ego bearing bastards go out of business within months.
fuck small towns! go ride a lawn mower to the liquor store u bunch of racist pigs
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It amazes me of all the silly descriptions of a small town by ignorant people on here. No, I dont live in one, but I did for a while. They are not all the same. Yes, some are poor, but some are also very affluent (Lake Zurich, Illinois for example).
A small town is the anithesis of a big city, which is not necessarily a bad thing. A small town is a community where people are a generally friendly, laid back folk, and where everybody knows almost everybody there. If you stop and ask for directions, the person giving you the directions will probably turn it into a conversation. The community is probably a speed trap, but the police who give you a speeding ticket are often known and called by their first name. You are usually not afraid to unlock your doors (although I wouldn't do it). Most businesses in town are family-owned ma-and-pa stores threatened by the Walmart nearby, which is probably the community's largest employer. The Mayor probably has another job on the side. You also know your'e in a small town because the people raise a stink over a new business coming in, fearing that it will create "traffic congestion." Some small towns can be suburbs or exurbs of a large meropolitan area.
A small town is the total antithesis of a big city, and is not necessarily a bad thing.
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A town that sucks in a state that blows. Consist's of old people, rap kids, prep kids and punk/goth/emo kids. Old people suck, the rap kids are either fat losers or hang with the prep kids, goth/emo/punk kids all like green day and Good Charlotte and have no taste for rock music what so ever. Then there is a group of dirty, lazy, stoner kids that smoke weed and listen to REAL rock music (ex: Grunge, Punk, Indie, Metal) and aren't really sure if they are punks or hippies. By the way there is 80 kids per grade and about 3500 people in the town. IT SUCKS THERE!!! (Example of real bands: Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedy's, White Stripes, Vaselines, Black Sabbath, Lead Zepplin) I'm sure some of you relate to me.
Pawhuska, OK.
Some stupid rap kid jumped me becuase I told him to go to hell for calling me gay, all the prep kids hate me, and I don't get along with the Greenday kids. But, me and my friends sure had some good times!!! (all 3 of them)
I hate my small town.
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