Small Town Goggles

What is Small Town Goggles?


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if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

See small, town, beer, goggles, bumfuck, country, city, women, standards, lower, butterface, ugly, hot


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