Small Wood

What is Small Wood?

a term used to describe when a male has a small penis.

girl #1: i had sex with john last night

girl #2: how was it?

girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!

See small balls, woody, small wood, hidden penis

Verrrrrrrt

1. An Irish expression after a suddenly stupid act or a biting joke. It is made to sound like a hoover and the 'r' can last for a..

Exercate

1. Someone who likes to masturbate. "eXercate" They also like to catch it in their mouth. He eXercated All over himself Look at..

Long Distance Error

1. Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface. Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick? ..

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