Smalldickatosis

What is Smalldickatosis?


1.

condition when the male species fails to be appropriately aroused by gorgeous and seductive blonde female

My ex-boyfriend suffers from a severe case of smalldickatosis. The disease is so bad that I now suffer from lesbianitis.


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