Smallford Edit Meaning

1. a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers. holy-santa-claus-sh..

1. to suck a pregnant woman's lactating nipples. Jon: Yo Emily! You would think that my wife's pregnancy would be the worst nine..

1. A penis. Note: Often "smothered in underwear." Girl: "I'm awfully hungry." Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..