Smallman Edit Meaning

1. Faps Per Week. AKA, the number of times you jerk it each week. Yea, I'm going at a good 215fpw. See fap, masturbate, weekly, fpw..

1. a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf&qu..

1. Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader. My download limit reached already? Hm..