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The irrational fear of becoming addicted to breaking up with soccer players.
Niall: I am scared.
Damian: Of what?
Niall: That I will ..
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When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.
Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!
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Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!..