Smallwood

What is Smallwood?


1.

A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.

Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?

Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!

See king kong, jeffing, blumpkin, cincinnati bowtie

2.

a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.

dude, your such a smallwood.

See dave, nazi, communist, hitler, swastika

3.

Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).

Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?

Person 2: u serious?

person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!

person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time

crowd: {collective sigh in awe}

See smallwood, smallio, christian, hero, legend

4.

A man with an exceptionally undersized penis

I need something bigger than that smallwood that you are packing

See needledick


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