What is Smallwood?
1.
A cool guy with a noble yet unfortunately ridiculed (especially during the middle school years) surname. This cool guy, mind you, kept a list of all of those punk-ass kids. Warning: the dragon sleeps, but his slumber can be easily awakened...his wrath will be indescribable.
Joe: Hey, do you know Smallwood?
Jeff: Yeah, he's a cool cat!
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2.
a guy in your high school who wants to rule the world.
dude, your such a smallwood.
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3.
Truly one of the worlds legends, a heroic figure currently residing in Edinburgh (for the yanks amongst u, edinburgh is the capital of scotland, and no scotland is not a part of england, its a separate country!).
Person 1: hey, who's that hero over there?
Person 2: u serious?
person 1: yeah, he looks awesome!
person 3: dude, thats smallwood! he saves babies in his spare time
crowd: {collective sigh in awe}
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4.
A man with an exceptionally undersized penis
I need something bigger than that smallwood that you are packing
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