Smammer

What is Smammer?

The act of getting obsurdly intoxicated.

Origin of word: The combination of Smashed and Hammered.

Jamies mom was so SMAMMERED; poker night quickly became a MILF gangbang.

Zx2000

1. The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK mass..

Velcro Smuggler

1. A woman with an unshaved pussy. Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler. See carpet, cooch, pussy, velcro..

Quid Pro Ho

1. A needy bitch who wants something, e.g. a favor, a letter of recommendation, etc. in return for services rendered. That Quid Pro Ho wan..

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