Smammered Edit Meaning

1.

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

2.

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

See hammered, smashed, wasted, shit-faced, trashed

3.

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

See drunk, hammered, smashed, intoxicated, wasted

4.

To be totally drunk or high off your ass. Combination of "Smashed" and "Hammered". It covers all types of inebriation.

I MADE this word!

The last time I did those shots I got so smammered I was on top of the bar with my shirt off.

See crunk, drunk, crunked, high, wasted, fucked up, smashed, hammered, stoned, shitfaced, loaded, twisted, faded, blazed, inebriated, intoxicated, trashed, stupid

5.

to plan to;or party so much and so hard that the best way to described how fucked up you want to/or are going to get,is to combine the words smashed and hammered together to form smammered

Dude I got smammered last night on cheap vodka and shit myself.

See flagged, drunk, twisted