Smao

What is Smao?


1.

A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.

Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.

Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.

Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.

See soft, edible, smao, tasty, spread, dip

2.

Screamin' my ass of

Annie : I just saw a rat !

Hannah : Zomg =|

Annie : I'm literally smao =O

See smao, screaming, shouting, emotion

3.

snorting my ass off.

girl one: at least i wear a bra.

girl two: smao

george: no.

See smao, lmao, lol, lols

4.

Swaggin My Ass Off. This phrase is used in place of the popular lmao (laughing my ass off).

Just bought 3 pairs of Gucci shoes. SMAO!!!

See lmao, swag, lol, futuristic

5.

verb meaning "study my ass off". use when test is near and knowledge is lacking.

Joel: don't you have a test tomorrow?

CJ: oh shit! i totally spaced. now i have to smao

Joel: smao?

CJ: Yeah, Dillhole, i have to study my ass off

See booty call, dillhole, study, studying, space, astronaut, ass, off, laugh, lmao, hamster, pop tart, rolling stones, cram, joel, cj

6.

Verb, sleeping my ass off. Parody of lmao. Most commonly used on away messages on Aim.

-Yo that party was dope as hell.

-What did u do after the party tho?

-What else, smao!!! Shute I was tired.

See lmao, sleeping, aim, ass, lol

7.

Initials of "Smelling My Ass Off", used in internet chats only. A parody of lmao.

- "What are you doing"?

- "smao".

- "And how's that"?

- "Pretty stink".


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