What is Smao?
1.
A name for an unknown spread or dip which can be used to enhance the flavour of toast, crisps, chips etc.
Jamie - Hand me the tub of smao Jethro, bread is so boring without it.
Jethro - Sorry Jamie, I've just finished the smao.
Jamie - You greedy pig Jethro, go down the shops and buy another tub of smao.
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2.
Screamin' my ass of
Annie : I just saw a rat !
Hannah : Zomg =|
Annie : I'm literally smao =O
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3.
snorting my ass off.
girl one: at least i wear a bra.
girl two: smao
george: no.
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4.
Swaggin My Ass Off. This phrase is used in place of the popular lmao (laughing my ass off).
Just bought 3 pairs of Gucci shoes. SMAO!!!
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5.
verb meaning "study my ass off". use when test is near and knowledge is lacking.
Joel: don't you have a test tomorrow?
CJ: oh shit! i totally spaced. now i have to smao
Joel: smao?
CJ: Yeah, Dillhole, i have to study my ass off
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6.
Verb, sleeping my ass off. Parody of lmao. Most commonly used on away messages on Aim.
-Yo that party was dope as hell.
-What did u do after the party tho?
-What else, smao!!! Shute I was tired.
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7.
Initials of "Smelling My Ass Off", used in internet chats only. A parody of
- "What are you doing"?
- "smao".
- "And how's that"?
- "Pretty stink".