Smardwater

What is Smardwater?

Another name for Smartwater. Smartwater is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the smardwater?

Jean: Do it yourself, smardface.

Marcy: Uhg.. Phatphace.

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Jean: Yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?

Marcy: You mean the 2+2 one? Its four you phatphace! Go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

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