Smarf

What is Smarf?


1.

A punch delivered to the back of some foolshead, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'

Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

See violence, punch, mofo, annoyance

2.

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.

1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!

See crotch grab, vagina, grope, improvise, smarf

3.

An interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance

(Billy trips and falls): SMARF!

See smarf, narf, merp, arg, oof


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