Smarfu Edit Meaning

1. Giving with feces as the lubrication. Eww did you see that! He just gave that guy on that bus the dirty dan! See handjob, rimjob, dirt..

1. A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual. Aside from his sexual ..

1. 1. One who plays guitar 2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific) Guy 1: this band is so good Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wank..