Smarfu Edit Meaning

1. The noise made when excited by a new fashionable frock, new mascara, a hot guy. This is used as derogatory slang to imply that a male is..

1. i"Witness Protection Program": Changing one's online persona so drastically that they enter a figurative witness protecti..

1. the hoodie above the clitoris when it it has dried, crusty, cum on it from last nights meal. "it took me two hours to get clean th..