Smarge Edit Meaning

1.

Verb: To accidentally defecate on oneself while trying to urinate in an outdoor setting. Intoxication may or may not be involved.

Although the port-o-potties were only a few yards away, Stephanie squatted to relieve herself just outside the tailgate. However, in her state of intoxication, she smarged all over herself and the ground, much to her embarrassment.

See poop, shit, beer shits, skank, pop a squat, piss, drunk, lush, sketchy, loose, diarrhea, sorostitute

2.

A smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of various ratios of Smirnoff vodka and ABC Cream Soda. A "smarge straight up" is the classic 1:1 mixture.

Yo man wanna come over tonight and throw back some smarges?

See smarge, drinks, vodka, alcohol

3.

Function: noun

a small coffee served in a large cup; small + large = smarge

Ted gets a smarge every time he goes to Starbucks.

See starbucks, coffee, caffeine, cappuccino, mocha