What is Smarkie?
1.
This Word Is Undefinable.
It Has No Meaning.
Person 1: Okie Dokie Artichokie Pokie Smokie Smarkie!
Person 2: That Doesn't Rhyme...
Person 1: Oh Yes It Does, Cuz I Said So!
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2.
a particularly smelly marker.
Person 1: Whoa, look at that smarkie!
Person 2: Smarkie? Dude, do you have Tourettes?
Person 3: Hell, where did the K come from?!
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