What is Smarmie?
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A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.
He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.
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The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. R..
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Annoying refrain repeated by new parents
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