What is Smarmie?
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A shallow, wishy-washy, inconsistent person whose approach to interacting with others is focused on his/her own interests and what serves him/her best in the moment (it's all about me). They ride the "current wave" or poll. Not capable of sincere, meaningful relationships.
He's so smarmie; you can't count on him or know where you really stand with him.
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Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.
Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty ..
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One who snatches another's vagina in a fluent motion. A lingering desperate house husband with a rare case of xenophobia.
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