Smart Car

What is Smart Car?


1.

A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.

I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.

...

That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.

2.

1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.

2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.

1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...

Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*

Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!

2. *Awkward silence*...

Kenny: Smart Car!

See smart, car, smart car, game, silence

3.

A compact automobile manufactured by Mercedes-Benz. It has been available in Europe for several years and in Canada for a year or so, arriving in the U.S. as late as 2007. Its advantage to other cars is its incredible efficiency. With today's rising gas prices, a car that can give you 55 miles-per-gallon can certainly save you a lot of money. True, it isn't the best looking car in the world. However, in a certain amount of time, most S.U.V.'s and other large cars will be replaced by compact cars to save costs and maintain efficiency and practicality.

"The Smart Car has got to be the shittiest car I've ever seen."

"We don't all enjoy paying $200 just to fill up the tank."

4.

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."

"yes but you are still dumb"

See smart car

5.

the smallest, lightest, coolest car ever. cost about 20 bucks to fill one up from empty.

tall people are afraid b/c they fear their heads will pop out of the roof.

everyone else just say in awe how roomy the damm thing is.

Has been called "the pimp-mobile" because it is just forTwo, but you can squeeze about four prople in it.

"that smart car is the coolest car ever! only $20 to fill up on gas!"

Smart driver: "hey do you wanna ride?"

Tall person: "Ummm.... I'm afraid to ride in your car because I'm to tall"

Short person: "Wow! This car i soooooo roomy!"

Smart Driver: "yea, I know!"

"there he goes in his pimp-mobile"

See smart car, two, cool, smart, car, small, light, $20, rommy, fear, heads, pimp

6.

a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle that is often consumed as food by Ford F-150s and Chevy Silverados

What was that? It sounded like a lawn mower starting up. Oh, my bad, it was a smart car.

See small, ugly, crap, snack, food

7.

this car is a small vehicle wich no one wants to drive in also known as the dumb car since it was made only to fit 2 people, even though the car is going green its going rong for people

example:"hey bryan whats with the smart car"

"ohh i thought i would go green but i thought i could fit my hole family in the car when i bout it on the internet"

"way to go cow plower"

See smart, car, booty, tits, people


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