Smart Chav

What is Smart Chav?

an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.

do not exist.

extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.

if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.

the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.

when your cool, ill become a smart chav.

when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.

See chav, chavs, chavette, loser, freak, imaginary, gremlin

non existant, imaginary character

smart chav = fairytale

See chav, ass, cunt, bastard, ned

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