Smart Fart

What is Smart Fart?


1.

A particularly pungent fartwhose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.

"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"

See fart, smart, biological warfare, flatulence, stench, stink

2.

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fartwill coughloudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.

"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"

See smart fart, fart, air biscuit, tuba


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