Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Milky Cookie

1. 1. an oreo submerged in milk 2. an overly excited va-jay-jay 1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your ..

Chairs

1. noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv. Hey man! i watched some awesome chairs yesterday!!..

One-handed Myspacing

1. The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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