Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Jeet Kune Doist

1. A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do. Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist...

Rubalubbin'

1. Dancing all over someone in a very nasty way. Dang Pricilla, you be rubalubbin' all over Mr. Effinger tonight! See dirty dancing,..

Mtap

1. Some gayacronym concocted by smart people. Rajib mtapped hallie the other day See mtap, hallie, tap, map 2. noun: an acronym with a ..

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