Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Zombinized

1. Little to no sleep & still have no plans to rest. Worked long hours with no possable end in site. A state of dazed awakeness. I am ..

Kishkas

1. Plural. Jewish/Yiddish slang for a person's intestines or digestive system. "I remember that when they announced from the rad..

D-webbed

1. Taking a girl, preferably innocent, and taking her virginity. Lisa got d-webbed because that guy was such a smooth talker See virginit..

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