Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Oklahoma Moonpie

1. when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face. Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an okl..

Heel Clicking

1. A new type of extreme sport spreading underground throughout the nation. Characterized by jumping and clicking your heels together while..

Japsi

1. vagina, fanny, cunt (according to crazy Kiwi birds....) "she shoved it up her japsi" See japsi, cunt, fanny, vag, pissflaps..

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