Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

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1. someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn ..

You Wouldnt Do It

1. A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly..

Goded

1. To be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, especially cocaine or pcp, enough so you feel you are invincible. "He's trying..

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