Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Semi-pro

1. A 2008 Will Ferrell movie in which he plays the coach/owner/player of the Flint Tropics, an ABA basketball squad. When it is announced t..

Noger

1. Nog = noggin(head)your head contains your brain er = end of the word neger Nog + er = Noger Noger - a smart niger. Dammmmn noger ho..

Jack Into The Matrix

1. Sexual intercourse. Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth? Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix...

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