Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Dirty Unicorn

1. Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn. I had a ..

Making Muffins

1. When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap. Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muff..

Hennythug

1. v.- to chill with your homies and drink Henessy. We was hennythuggin' it behind the 7-11. See drank, drink, booze, henessy, henne..

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