Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Goaching

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Qwertylexic

1. The inability to type without messing up the order of letters. IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..

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