Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

One-and-done

1. An athlete who spends one year in college befor moving on to professional sports. Your take on recruiting "One-and-Dones" - I..

Crack Your Ass

1. To reamthe person to which you speak. I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass! See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Champagne Head

1. 1. The sense of near-delirium or "rush" one suffers when, having consumed a considerable amount of champagne (or sparkling whi..

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