Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Lost Sheep

1. Someone who stands in the middle of a(n) room/open space/area by themselves. Usually turns round slowly looking at everything they see. ..

Lay Rail

1. (see lay pipe) Slang term for sexual intercourse. (guy) "I'd lay rail first thing in the morning even if she doesn't wan..

Ziplanie

1. When two people who have been dating for a limited time have sex within the first 24 hours. Hello, my name is Zip, and I shall have sex..

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