Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Ear Licker

1. Incestious offspring who has deformities for the very same reason. If you are from Ripon, you could be an ear licker..

Head Under Feather

1. When someone does something wrong and gets upset by the result, but refuses to admit a mistake even though they are clearly in the wrong..

Rainbow Hugger

1. 1. a fag, faggot, homosexual, rainbow liker, gay, queer, dick sucker, fruity in the booty, fruity, fruitcake, fruitcup. Word by Grimdal..

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