Smart Muscle

What is Smart Muscle?

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

See shart, fart, poop, pants, mud butt

Zonkifyimicationism

1. 1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly 2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically 3.(adj) having the hair of..

English Language On Facebook.

1. only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal fa..

Vail

1. A great ski area in central Colorado. Lots of trails, great town, fast lifts. Instead of going to Aspen this winter, I went to Vail, a..

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