Smart-arse Edit Meaning

1. The point were u have drank so much were u can no longer stand or make a proper sentence. Often spoken from the drunk Him/Her self. Ted..

1. to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handst..

1. derives from being zooted when you are just so high/drunk after a heavy night of partying "hey how are you feeling? man, im z&a..