Smartass'dness Edit Meaning

1. The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's..

1. someone who spies on others. Quite literally "licks the glass" while being obnoxiously stalker-ish. aka: a stalkerazzi. Gawd,..

1. Taping numerous feathers to your penis and having anal sex with a girl. If you perform right she will laugh like a hyeena. I hyeenad J..