Smartass-know-it-all Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them. "I've thought about it dude, but she isn&apo..

1. The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home Mike called to say he is working ..

1. Realtor that does alot of open houses Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey See real estate agent, realtor, open house..