Smartassness Edit Meaning

1. This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse..

1. The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infini..

1. the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans. ..