Smartassness Edit Meaning

1. An old UV bottle full of piss. Used to fool idiots who think there is such a thing as UV gold. "Oh shit, you gotta try this UV gol..

1. The act of screwing a sheep with your head and a midget with your foot. The midget has to be wrapped in a giant tortilla and the sheep h..

1. Compensation that a candidate or opponent demands for losing a contest. Rhymes with alimony but coincidentally can refer to a hill-o-mon..