Smartied

What is Smartied?


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To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshatjust smartied me.

See smartied, pain, smartie, jerk


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