Smartie-hills Edit Meaning

1. a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc "my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtain..

1. Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to. Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET O..

1. The act of seducing a significant other over the telephone while blindfolded. I walked in on my best friend lammerting with her boyfrie..