Smarto's Mom

What is Smarto's Mom?

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

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Hungry Jack

1. 1. Similar to the muffin topthe Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indo..

Turd Cry

1. Gas escaping from your rectal cavity from a turd letting you know that it wants to come out. "What is a fart, but the lonely cry o..

Fruttocks

1. Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers. "Check out her fruttocks, geezo" S..

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