Smarto's Mom

What is Smarto's Mom?

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

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