Smarto's Mom

What is Smarto's Mom?

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

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Heffaplump

1. A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well. That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again..

Koolaid

1. 1. Drink consisting of water and sugar, and lots of food coloring. 2. Possessions, specifically women and/or money. You want some kool..

Ettbado

1. enter through the back door only. He is a ettbado he likes it in the back door only...

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