Smarto's Mom

What is Smarto's Mom?

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

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Pearled

1. to roll a joint or a blunt with great perfection. man look at this blunt, i pearled this! See blunt, joint, weed, bud, chronic 2. th..

Noob On A Stick

1. a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frus..

Bell Atlantic

1. Used to be a cable provider, until a merger with GTE changed its name (and quality of service) to Verizon. In the good old days before s..

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