Smarts Edit Meaning

1.

Smarts is a slang term for the knowledge and intellegence every person needs to get along in life. It is are divided into two equally important catagories: Street Smarts and Book Smarts.

Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.

Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.

Jimmy used his street smarts to talk a cop out of giving him a speeding ticket.

Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.

See book smart, street smarts, intelligence, knowledge, smart, shoop

2.

The term that is yelled out when pain is distributed to him or herself. Usually regarding hair that is forcefully removed.

Someone has theyre chest hair pulled out...."man, thats smarts!"

See painful, hurts, throbbing

3.

Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.

*** smarts (smarts@tGoM.owned.us) has joined #lobby

(smarts): hi ;)

*** Hutch (java@blahnsolidated) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)

*** Chimera (java@hehe.ipt.aol) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

*** Akkarin (Aura@hsd1cast) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)

*** helba (TonGueFoo@Discipl3) Quit (Quit: die smarts)

See smarts, tgom, a2d, intelligence, tpr, tGoM

4.

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."

"Way to go, smarts."

See idiot, stupid, slow, fool, craphead, stupidhead

5.

another word for brain or gray matter

"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z

6.

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

See bean

7.

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."

Yeah, my asshole

See liars, lies, lying, lie, false, Adrian