Smarttard Edit Meaning

1. Crafty deception or trickery or an instance of it used to obtain oral sex - as in skull me. I made a suckers bet with her that I could ..

1. A transvestite who posts on the ESPN message boards and seems like a retard. That poster UltimateSportsGenius loves giving his boyfrien..

1. Grith - this is the circumference of the shaft of a dyslexic male's penis EG, OMG, last night I slept with Orson, and even though ..