Smarttard Edit Meaning

1. v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping. Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this ..

1. The consumption of alcohol in a social surrounding, especially to excess. Derived from the Scots toast 'slange var', traditi..

1. a group of 3 or more males smacking a bitch in the forehead with their dicks Me, Richard, Nick and Mike pulled a hot dog pattie on Patt..