Smash Account

What is Smash Account?


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Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie& Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some domein the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

See booty call, smash, little black book, ho, slut


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