Smash And Crash

What is Smash And Crash?


1.

To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.

"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"

"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"

See drunk, sleep, pass, out, mortal


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