Smash Gordon

What is Smash Gordon?

1.

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

See aids, fuck, poop, bj, twat, pussy, abraham lincoln, alaskan pipeline, rusty trombone, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, chili dog
23

Random Words:

U-spot
1. U-spot is the g-spotstimulated by yourself. Its when a woman cums during masturbation. She had promised him sex tonight. She new he wo..
Read more
Pussy Metal
1. The genre of music for bands which label themselves as things like death metal, metalcore, or power metal but are really much softer tha..
Read more
F.i.l.a.
1. F.I.L.A., "Forever I Love Atlanta", said in the song "F.I.L.A. by Lil' John and Lil' Scrappy" since they a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free