Smash Gordon

What is Smash Gordon?

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1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

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