Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it

Gobblet

1. A baby male turkey. As opposed to a turklet, which can be either male or female. I would kill that turkey, but think of its poor gobble..

Yackmuffin

1. when you throwup in and around a girls muff and lick it out dude1: dude i had myself a yackmuffin the other nite dude2: sheckler is ga..

The Mafia

1. When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her..

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