Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it

Zipper Fuck

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..

[rocker]

1. A rocker is a person who listens to any kind of rock music (and actually likes rock music). Rockers often play instruments and are proba..

Quickle

1. To "quickle" is the couple of seconds when the penis falls out of the vagina with the male participant having sex with thin ai..

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