Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it

Matveev

1. Matveeved: (verb, past tense) To be tricked or made a fool of. Youve Been Matveeved by Mr. Nolan See matveev, stupid, idiot, wierdo, t..

Kooler

1. to be as cool as a rotting pile os dog shit. also known as anticool. that kid is such a dork. he is such a kooler See torra borra..

Incomplete

1. failing to complete a task succesfully the iowa hawkeyes were once again incomplete in their basketball match..

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