Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?


1.

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it


40

Random Words:

1. Drinking an entire bottle of cough syrup in order to get high. This is because the active ingredient in cough syrup is codeine, a morphi..
1. When one takes has a picture taken of themself, and the picture is attractive enough to be selected to be placed on that person's m..
1. used to describe a condition of unreasonably passoinate dedication to the point where one believes in his or her success as a matter of ..