Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it

Quiz Jacking

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Kushkommander

1. the kommander of the kush, from GPN. guy1: who are you? kushkommander: I AM THE KUSHKOMMANDER, WHEN YOU SEE KUSH, YOU SEE THIS FACE! ..

Rivig

1. A Rivig is a stuffed animal from the Swedish furniture-making company IKEA. It is cylindar, black and white-striped and has a fun tongu..

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