Smash Yourself

What is Smash Yourself?

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself

Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

See jerking off, masturbating, spanking the monkey, jacking off, whacking it

(_8^i

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Vagina Bear

1. Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc. "Hey, why are you so tired lately?" "Well, ..

Quapo

1. (pronounced: "kwahpo"). A quarter of a pound of marijuana. Hey man, what's up with that quapo you was supposed to get? ..

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