What is Smashboat?
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Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.
Alright, smashboat?
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The act of indulging in a Saturday morning tug while watching the nubile young actresses (or actors) prancing around the UK Channel 4 so..
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The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work..
