What is Smashed Crab?
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Word used to describe an ugly female face.
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
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The look of a weather beaten vagina.
"That girl has a smashed crab"
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man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
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The way you look and feel after a big night.
I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.
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