Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

1.

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

See smashed crab, smashed, crab, ugly, paper bag

2.

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

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3.

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

4.

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.
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