Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

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The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

Yeop

1. An attempt to give a positive response, but knowing you need to emphasise it whilst also initial attempting to issue a negative because ..

Raman

1. A very hot man. A light-skinned, very handsome and charming man of South Asian Decent. Typically Punjabi. 1. Brad Pitt is looking ve..

Rory Blossman

1. The biggest bitch. Provides beer for everyone and just takes shit. Is often sad. Recently got a fake id and became CR. Loves LSU and pre..

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