Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

See smashed crab, smashed, crab, ugly, paper bag

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

Motorhead

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Seluxe

1. a adjective combing the words and meanings of sex and deluxe. "Jon, last time was sooo fucking seluxe." See sex, deluxe, dec..

Inatimateobjexual

1. Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to inatimate objects. Not necassarialy sexual as in intercource, but there may be r..

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