Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

See smashed crab, smashed, crab, ugly, paper bag

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

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The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

W's

1. Used as a short way of saying WTF which stand for the 'w' words + the fuck: who, when, why and where. Used mostly when somethi..

Horrorney

1. Usually a result of being whorney. It is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result..

Rich Hall

1. The American comedian that Brits find funny too. Rich Hall was funny on QI last night. See rich hall, comedian, funny, qi 2. hes the..

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