Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

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The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

Time F * * K

1. When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes ..

Vitamin Q

1. A vitamin so elusive it's found in the subtle recesses of the alphabet... Also the secret ingredient used to make gatorade, clones ..

Rillin

1. similar to the act of chillin', with the addition of marijuana, not unlike rollin' We be rillin wit a blunt man, get the fuck..

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