Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

See smashed crab, smashed, crab, ugly, paper bag

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

Ennuch

1. A castrated man esp. one formerly employed by Oriental rulers as a harem guard or palace official. Woman : Is there something in your p..

Chempy

1. A jew pot-high. "Oy gavult, I couldn't smoke any more, that last binger got me plenty CHEMPY." See weed, jew, bong, 420..

Twatlet

1. A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes. That twatlet just ..

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