Smashed Crab

What is Smashed Crab?

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

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The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

See Carl

n. 1. = bashed crab2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

See powers

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

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Orlowski

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