Smashed Crab Faced Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is intrested in pewter statues of dragons, plays Magic: The Gathering, and a cloak. A wanna-be wiccan magician. May ofte..

1. to hit hard...a cajun expression..to knock the crap out of someone... hey boodroux, im fixinto pee-lay yo ass.....

1. to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once 'shagging her was like th..