Smashed Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A quick, stinging pinch to the tees. (Tees means butt, see "tees" in Urban Dictionary) Dad: Did you do your homework? Dude: ..

1. The fornication of breasts and penis. son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer." dad: "Well what kin..

1. to get hit by something or smacked by someone. i just got kluned by the baseball. John just kluned me in the head. See kluned, smacked..