Smashed My Kiwi's Edit Meaning

1. a word describing anything involving legolas (aka orlando bloom) being VERY sexy (as usual then!) hmmmmm, that picture of legolas is so..

1. 1) the last name of an incredibly sexy bitch. particularly partaining to the first name "john". 2) meaning hot mother fucker..

1. doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry! ..