Smashed My Kiwi's

What is Smashed My Kiwi's?

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

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Dead Beat Dad!

1. A loosly coined phrase in an attempt to cast all blame on the divorce, kids problems, ex white trash...I mean wifes problems, etc. Of co..

F.u.i.t.a

1. The abbreviation for "FUCK YOU IN THE ASS" Pronounced "FweeTuh" Hey man, grab me one of those beers... F.U.I.T.A..

Ahh Cmon

1. A term used to convey disbelief. An alternative to the phrase, "yeah, right". Used mostly in Hawaii. "I won a million d..

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