Smashing Blumpkin

What is Smashing Blumpkin?


1.

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

See blumpkin, felatio, dumpkin, toilet

2.

A blumpkinof great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

3.

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

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