Smashing Pasty

What is Smashing Pasty?

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse

Zombied

1. The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rol..

Anti-analist

1. Some sad twat that doesn't like the thought of putting their penis inside a fit as fuck girl's arse hole. 'So Tom, wud u..

Mass Texticide

1. Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting. Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accid..

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