Smashing Your Carrot

What is Smashing Your Carrot?

1.

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

See beating off, wacking off, petting the one eyed snake, jerking off

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