Smashley

What is Smashley?


1.

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"

Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

See drunk, chick, alcohol, vodka, sober

2.

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

See party girl, ashley, drunk, hot, wasted, smashed

3.

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive

2. takes advantage of free condoms

3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

See typeractive, super freak, futon, condomn


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