Smashmouth

What is Smashmouth?


1.

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake

Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.

Also the name of two US-American bands.

"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"

"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"

See authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly, wussified, metrosexual, fake, gay, jock, sport, sports

2.

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake

Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.

Also the name of two US-American bands.

"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"

"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"

See sports, football, real, authentic, hardcore, music, rock

3.

To shove food into your face hole with intentional force.

I smashmouthed three slices of pizza at lunch today.

smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.

See eat, chomp, slam, chew

4.

Someone, typically a 'loose female' who will do anything sexual (usually for a cheap drink).

Oh her, she is a right old Smashmouth

See slag, whore, tart, easy


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