What is Smashtadon?
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A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.
"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."
"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."
"Should I smash?"
"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."
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Defined as when you meet a girl and go to make sweet love to her, and she has a penis. It's a twiggy dick.
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not having vaginal intercourse in order to maintain your technical virginity; you do "everything but", which includes the butt..
