What is Smashtadon?
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A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.
"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."
"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."
"Should I smash?"
"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."
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a container, usually a wide mouthed bottle, used by men (or adventurous women) to urinate in when other accomodations seem unobtainable...
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where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face
that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chod..
