What is Smashtadon?
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A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.
"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."
"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."
"Should I smash?"
"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."
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During sex when a woman gets on top of a man and starts to ride him.
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someone who is out of their mind, sometimes wild, or sometimes completely stupid.
"youre such a gummybrains. i cant believe you at..