Smashterbate Edit Meaning

1. An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning. "Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking ..

1. idiot, ingrate, moron Look at this fucking lampdafeaster with the goat in his pants. See Wu..

1. To have a piss This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing In the pub...