Smashterbate Edit Meaning

1. A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at b..

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

1. The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle See ipod, touc..